Scottbert Adamsbert seems at time to be concentrating all his creative energies on coming up with controversial or just plain ridiculous ideas on his blog, but from time to time, the Dilbert comic strip briefly returns to its previous semi-brilliance. This example of Dogbert Tech Support is one of those “got to clip it from the paper [or print it out from the web] and put it on the wall of my cubicle” he used to do much more frequently.

Earlier this week, he had a final-panel-punchline that was also so good by itself that the rest of the comic was basically unnecessary.

And last week he did a three-day mini-story-arc about the ‘cartoonist in cubicle 45950‘ that I (and probably everybody else) wondered if it was autobiographical. Unfortunately, Scottbert has not mentioned anything about it on his blog.It must not be controversial or ridiculous enough.

Of course, Savage Chickens is a great name for a Metal Band. And Mr. Savage’s Metal Band Name Generator (click the comic for more random names) is seriously fun!

My new favorite word is PENULTIMATUM.

Could this be the end for my favorite talking vegetable?

Here is a unique take on Creationism vs. Evolution.

Prolific catchphrase creator R. Stevens is working overtime:
“What’s more imaginary nowadays, a talking tiger or an unmedicated hyperactive six-year-old?”
“Coupons: America’s Littlest Heroes. They wouldn’t NEED to be if we paid our police, teachers and troops better.” (I also like referring to a newspaper as the Printernet)
“You know the old saying: ‘Those who cannot do, teach’. It’s been updated to: ‘Those who teach, shouldn’t DO’.”
Almost every line in this one is a catchphrase! “…punch you into the public domain”, “…innocent until I post it on You Tube”, “TCP/IP-ing Tom”, “If I cared about the law, would I be in your house to execute you for breaking it?”

“Now I’m imagining you having sex with a purple elephant! Everything is ruined forever!”

“I ain’t your normal prophet of doom… I’m pro-active!”

Wapsi Square has another new twist on its supernatural storyline, and the strip’s most mysterious character is revealing herself to be something NOBODY expected. Wow.

Screaming Zombie Face Dot Com (in bed)