Even when he’s just being silly, Randall XKCD Munroe is intellectually supercool:

“You know, I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.”
“I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn’t tell you why.”
“I once shot a man in Reno, then I went home to cry.”
“I once shot a man in Reno, then I watered his cacti.”
“I once shot a man in Reno ’cause they canceled Firefly.”
“I once shot a man in Reno , him and all his succubi.”
“I once shot a man in Reno and a bunch more in My Lai.”
“I think we’re done.”

No, you’re not.

I once shot a man in Reno, and another in Lodi.

I once shot a cyclops in Reno, right between the eye.

I once shot a man in Reno, with a banjo on my thigh.

I once shot a man in Reno, but I should’ve done it in Las Vegas to get on CSI.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, because I’m Rufus T. Firefly.

I once shot a man in Cincinatti, ’cause he thought turkeys could fly.

I once shot a man in Reno, and he died of renal failure…