Archive for November, 2006

Killing the Clowns

Monday, November 27th, 2006

Yes, it’s back, but not the way it was before. I decided I was not going to do a comic strip blog if I was going to do it half-assed, so I got fully assed, prettied up the place a little, changed the domain name to the more obvious “FUNNYPAPERLESS.COM” and am prepared to blog til I drop. So, if you vame here via the auto-redirect at ClownsAround.com, please bookmark the new improved site.

It just seemed extra appropriate that I drop the ClownsAround title when I saw the ’sneak preview’ of wishful webcomicker Dan “Imperator” Severn’s upcoming title “The Pleather Throne”. First, it’s a much more workable title than his previous attempt “The Armenian Caper” (which was about a small-time con with a talking cat joining a band of wackos plotting to rob Santa Claus - once he realized the story wasn’t going to play out in time for Christmas, it was time to try something else). But “Pleather” is a good silly word for a comic title, better than its synonym, Naugahyde, which would have had trademark issues, as well as the requirement that the cartoonist draw some Naugas:
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Ah, the Nauga, one of nature’s most unnatural creatures.

But also the preview strip at Severn’s Pleather Throne contained an image that convinced me, once and for all, that relating clowns to webcomics was NOT a good idea.
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Sev, you are a deeply warped individual, and I eagerly await the debut of your comic in January. In the meantime…

PVPreview!

Monday, November 27th, 2006

Scott Kurtz is one seriously sneaky bastard. He posted another one of his “so lame they’re funny, but getting less funny the more often they’re repeated” Flash-based PvP Alive! Blamimation! clips. But if you sat through the whole patience-thinning thing, you got a link at the end to this:
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(for some reason my WordPress doesn’t play nice with embedded YouTube, so just click the picture and go to the site… I’ll be here when you get back)

Yes, it’s REAL ANIMATED PvP (complete with a semi-surprise ending I just spoiled for you with this screengrab). Coming in February. 2007 is gonna be a cool year.

Note: Time posted, 12:49AM Pacific Time. I believe I have scooped EVERYBODY on this. Feel free to shatter my illusions in the comments.

Blogwatch 2006 and 5/6

Monday, November 27th, 2006

Hazel in Girls With Slingshots is becoming a Real Blog Girl.

Someone in Wondermark has read your blog.

In Diesel Sweeties, Indy Rock Pete’s relationship with God is like a blogger’s with the internet.

User Friendly brings us the Web 2.0 MeatBlog.

And Goats‘ favorite vegetable, Brock, requires constant infusions of popular culture and bloggers blogging about popular culture in order to survive.

Too Many Words, Not Enough Funny Pictures

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

First, let me throw in my support for “PvP the Series”, and specifically the voice of Skull. While not how I expected him to sound (I was prepared to hear a rehash of the big dumb voice from Tex Avery’s “George and Junior” cartoons), I liked it more. Lots more. And after about a hundred comments, when Scott Kurtz wrote…

Dino Andrade is the voice actor we’ve hired to help bring Skull to life. Dino and I have exchanged emails and talked about Skull and how important the character is to the series and the strip.

Dino’s daughter has been a fan of PvP since she was 11 years old I’m told. She was excited to hear her Dad is going to be Skull.

Dino told me that when he teaches his voice acting classes that he tells his students that they’re not just recording silly voices, they’re providing a soul to someone’s creation.

Dino’s wife, Mary Kay Bergman, was a very famous voice actress and provided the voices for all the female characters in South Park before her untimely death. This isn’t just a job for Dino and his family. It’s their craft.

Trust me when I say that Skull couldn’t be in better hands.

…I was very positively impressed. And I remembered the name Mary Kay Bergman and had a few fleeting thoughts similar to the 1500 words Eric Burns wrote in Websnark yesterday. (No complaint here either; I agree wholeheartedly with at least 1450 of his words)

One more aside about the Animated PvP: on this page, where they have the TV Guide-esque magazine cover, I can tell that the magazine underneath has the picture from the front of the second Starslip Crisis book (I’d recognize A2Z anywhere) and a half-covered title says “(something something): WHAT WENT WRONG”, but I am going to go crazy(er) if I don’t figure out the rest of that title… or maybe somebody who knows might tell me? But I digress.

Then, as I begin my daily webcomic surfride, I discover the four black squares on Irregular Webcomic. Now, I know that David Morgan-Mar is one of the true Iron Men of webcomickery… when he has done 1402 comics, it has been in 1402 consecutive days. So, I wondered what went wrong; why would DMM skip a day from his photo-Lego-comic revelry? But then I looked at the annotation he wrote underneath… that goes on for over 3000 words about Art Theory and the difference between “simple and eloquent” and “lazy”. And I realize that it probably took him longer to write all that philosophic bulls#!t than it would normally take for him to prepare one of his regular Irregulars. Yep, he’s still an Iron Guy.

Still, I had to wonder if his essay-length annotation might have been a parody of something in particular… like the long-winded posts on Websnark? (I know he couldn’t have been making fun of MY long-windedness; the weblog community has not yet seen just how wordy, how verbose, how loquacious, bombastic, grandiloquent, tautological and all-around circumlocutory I can be. But it will.)

Meanwhile, Joshua Fruhlinger, the Comics Curmudgeon, had gotten himself dead-tree published in my former local newspaper the Los Angeles Times with 1100 words on the state of the newspaper comics page. (And yes, I counted all the words of all three)

And Jonathan Rosenberg celebrated and/or survived the double event of his 33rd birthday and 2000th Goats comic with an epic vanity piece containing 13 panels, 10 cameo guest stars and 207 words in 27 word balloons. (YES, I COUNTED THEM.) After which, he resumes the storyline by introducing the most terrifying two words ever to be put side-by-side: “urethra weasels”. Because sometimes, you don’t need a lot of words to get your point across.

Time Flues

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

I am amazed at the multi-tasking abilities of Kristofer Straub. He is the mastermind behind the daily sci-fi/space-art-museum/satirical comic Starslip Crisis as well as the classic meta-comic Checkerboard Nightmare (now available in krispy kleenex!). He makes art and he does video podcasts and helps other people do their podcasts (”Listen!” Cue “Red River Valley”… You had to hear the ‘cast last night to understand). He protects the Blank Label Comic Cooperative from the brutal infighting between Howard Tayler and Dave Kellett (Don’t ask me how I know this). He is the Co-Writer Co-Executive-Producer Co-Conspirator Co-Dependant of the PvP Animated Series.

He dared the wrath of the RIAA, not once but twice, by quoting lyrics to “Rocket Man” (which placed him in indentured servitude to Elton John) and now “Come Sail Away” (maybe he thinks indentured servitude to Dennis DeYoung would be easier).

And now, he has started HalfPixel.com, a blog designed simply for the expression of his random acts of creative comickery. (Okay, maybe not that simply. He has apparently conquered the formitable challenge of really customizing a WordPress installation, something beyond the abilities of mere mortals like myself. I mean, look at this blog, and look at HalfPixel. At least mine looks better than Dennis DeYoung’s.) And he faces new challenges with the new site… like the fact that a blog from the author of Checkerboard Nightmare inevitably gets Google Ads from BlogChex.com (it isn’t even in “Beta” yet, it’s in “Alpha”).

Anyway, among his many funky fresh contributions to the general humorfare in HalfPixel, Kris has come up with a concept/format/running joke titled “Time Friends!” (click on thumbnails to see each of the 7 episodes so far)
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Yeah, they do kinda look alike, but that is the genius of it. But can anybody just fallen off the turnip truck walk in, take the strips and write dialog that’ll be as funny as Kris’? Let’s find out!
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Hmmm.. Let’s try something slightly more sophisticated.

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Hey, it’s easier than I thought. (”Listen!” Cue “Red River Valley”…)